Friday Funny 04-03/2020 (Keeping our Social Distance, still)

I don't know why I don't own this already! You can purchase one for me here

We're fine with social distancing, it's what we do on Denali Rose naturally. While we've been at the dock lately, we only go into town for once a week groceries, mail, and the very occasional take-out meal from our favorite cafe, Zaks.

We have a question for our insurance company, and as soon as that is taken care of, we're going to go cruising. Alaska has a directive; no travel between communities, (among other directives), and some of the SE Alaska communities, have totally closed their "borders" to all incoming travel. They just don't have the medical supplies, hospitals, or personnel to deal with a major outbreak of virus. Most only have a nurse practitioner, and a small clinic, if that, so any illness or injury can be catastrophic.

The result for us, is that we will still cruise around bays, coves, waterways, fish, relax, have fun, but when we we need to come into port, we will return to our slip in Wrangell. Then we can off load  garbage, get fresh food, check mail, and protect ourselves, as well as others. It's not what we originally planned for the summer, but as we say, "our plans are written in sand", and this year, the tide has washed them away.

Everyone needs to keep their spirits up, and the memes, jokes, cartoons, and humorous videos abound!

I found some at the bored panda website, I laughed out loud at several.

Yeah, so what's with the toilet paper hoarding anyway? Hand sanitizer I could understand, we get ours by the case from Amazon, so we have plenty. Shhh don't tell anyone.

I know I'm supposed to be productive, I know I have many projects staring me in the face, but somehow I just haven't had time..  hahahaha. What I did instead, was add the STARZ channel to my Amazon Prime, and I've been OD-ing on the series Outlander. I've been making cards, and watching videos. Isn't that a good use of my time? Sorry, I can't show any of the cards to you, the recipients haven't received them yet. If you want one, send me your address, and I'll make it a priority on my project list, I'd rather make cards than deep clean any day.

Or

Alaskans eat alot of Pilot Bread.

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All good information, in easy concise graphics. And for those of you who remember, Hill Street Blues, good advice.

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Friday Funny 08/25 (Missing Zak's)

With cream, or 1/2 + 1/2.

One of the things we will miss, being away from Wrangell, is Zak's Cafe. To our good fortune, we have a place in Wrangell that serves food so good, we just have to go there to enjoy a delicious home cooked meal.

Sometimes in the morning, we have some kind of oatmeal, steel cut, 7 grain, or hot granola, if we are up to making that. Most of the time, it's cold cereal, or nothing.

When noon or so rolls around, we are usually starving, and no one wants to heat up last nights leftovers, (if there are any). A quick plan is made, lunch, a trip to the Post Office, possibly the library, probably taking things to storage, or retrieving something, and shopping, if needed.

I like to check out the day's specials, which James, (owner and chef), posts on Facebook Zak's Cafe. Sometimes he takes photos, and posts those on Facebook Wrangell Community Board. Everything always sounds, and looks yummy.

For example: this is a loaded pizza for $10.00!

The cafe is named after their nephew Zak, and not to slight anyone, the specials board is recommended by their niece, Robyn. 

Cafe atmosphere, comfortable, and cozy.

There's always something delicious on the specials board, sometimes Katherine has to erase the selections, because they sell out. Katherine, who is also an owner, the only wait staff, and her Facebook page says she's the boss. 😃

Here's what Robyn is recommending for the day.

Like this day, they had also advertised Amish Bread B.L.T with cheese Panini, and it was gone when we got there. I had the chicken salad, and it was delicious.

James, who comes to Wrangell from Maine, and Katherine, who is a lifelong resident and Tlingit, from the Frog clan, do everything at Zak's. This married couple is responsible for creating the homemade goodies that we eat. Mostly all of the bread, and all cookies, cakes, pies, cheesecakes, and the parfaits are made by hand, and all are delicious. If you order a hamburger, the bun will be handmade, and your choice of fries, handmade potato salad, or green salad side will complete your meal.

Hungry yet?

Here's Bill's double hamburger, with bacon, japalenos, cheese, and BBQ sauce. I have the honey mustard chicken salad, and just because, a side of fries. Most of the time, I don't hardly eat any dinner in the evening, since this fills me up till bedtime.

Getting his mouth around his burger.....

A visit is like a "Cheers" episode. "Hey Norm!". Where everybody knows your name. 🎶  The usual gang will get all the latest news from each other, talking across tables, or introducing themselves to a new person/tourist, and inviting them to tell us all about themselves.

Remember this?

The regulars all have the usual orders, peculiarities, and places to sit. Katherine and James have pretty much memorized all of the preferences, and usually delivers coffee to one, iced tea to another, or knows whether you like onions, or mayo, or plain iceberg lettuce. Katherine will save an apple pie for Bill. She knows if she made a fresh one, it won't last long, and Bill won't get one if it isn't saved for him. She heats it up in the microwave, and then serves it with vanilla ice cream. It certainly doesn't get any better than that!

Katherine, explaining something to Bill.

James, on a foray out of the kitchen.

Be careful if you are a sports fan, James, being from the other side of the US, will regale you with the latest scores, and triumphs from his favorite east coast teams. You can have a lively discussion.

Stop reading now James.... Shhhh, don't tell James, the Patriots are not my favorite team. 

Thinking back three years ago to our first evening in Wrangell, our first visit to downtown Wrangell, we ate at Zaks. To be honest though, it's not just their cooking we will miss. Katherine, and James are funny, warm, generous, kind people. We enjoy their company, and a visit to Zak's is more than just eating a meal. It's sharing food with friends.

Italian sign in the cafe. Translation; Shut up and eat.

What is your favorite restaurant? Which delicious menu item can't you live without?

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